The Girls Who Wouldn’t Shut Up at a Movie Tattoo
I love going to the movies. This weekend we went to watch The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (No, I haven’t read the book. We were going to get the audio book for our drive to N.C. over Christmas, but Tom...
View ArticlePop Culture Haiku: I saw this picture of Paula Deen in People Magazine and it...
This picture, it screams “maple syrup rampage, y’all!” No one will be spared. I’m not going to write a haiku about her diabetes stuff I will, though, write a haiku about butter ’cause it may calm her...
View ArticlePatient zero just told herself waiting one more day to change the litter box...
I’m about 3/4 through reading World War Z. I’m loving this book and I can’t wait to see how it’s adapted for the screen. It’s making me contemplate what kind of person or circumstance may cause the...
View ArticleMy Bad Habit: Writing Posts to Further Avoid Having to Talk to My Neighbor
I have many, many bad habits. I pop all my zits (fuck you beauty magazines), I can’t have junk food in the house because I will inhale it in a day, I will stab your sentimentality with a broken bottle,...
View ArticleUpdated: We Thought the Owl Covered in Blood May be Injured but it Turns Out...
Spoiler alert: there is a picture of animal bones and a distant picture of a disembodied leg. These are owls we’re talking about. We’ve had a couple of owls living on our little street (a cul de sac...
View ArticleFamous Last Thoughts
Over this past weekend, I was visiting my mom and sister in North Carolina. It was a relatively quick trip, just Friday-Sunday. I had already completely fucked up the extremely basic math of packing:...
View ArticleIf at first you don’t succeed, try it on, try it on again. Unless you’re me.
I hate shopping for clothes. Even more specifically, I hate trying on clothes. I hate every moment of the experience. First of all, I’ve seen too many “very special episodes” of TV shows about...
View Article15 Thoughts While I Wait on Hold for Utility Service
1. It’s time for me to get my biannual haircut. 2. I’m currently on hold to switch the water bill/account back to us for a whole flippin’ month. The estimated wait time on the phone is 18 minutes. The...
View ArticleI may not be able to use pillows anymore.
At the drug store the other day, this caught my eye: “I HAVE seen that on TV,” I thought to myself – that box was totally right! Looking at the list of wonderful things about the My Pillow:...
View ArticleDon’t Actually Do That
Trying to squeak in a quick post so that I don’t go a whole month without one…which you know means you’re in for a literary masterpiece. AND, I have to get it done during the short window I have while...
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