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The Girls Who Wouldn’t Shut Up at a Movie Tattoo

I love going to the movies. This weekend we went to watch The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (No, I haven’t read the book. We were going to get the audio book for our drive to N.C. over Christmas, but Tom...

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Pop Culture Haiku: I saw this picture of Paula Deen in People Magazine and it...

This picture, it screams “maple syrup rampage, y’all!” No one will be spared. I’m not going to write a haiku about her diabetes stuff I will, though, write a haiku about butter ’cause it may calm her...

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Patient zero just told herself waiting one more day to change the litter box...

I’m about 3/4 through reading World War Z. I’m loving this book and I can’t wait to see how it’s adapted for the screen. It’s making me contemplate what kind of person or circumstance may cause the...

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My Bad Habit: Writing Posts to Further Avoid Having to Talk to My Neighbor

I have many, many bad habits. I pop all my zits (fuck you beauty magazines), I can’t have junk food in the house because I will inhale it in a day, I will stab your sentimentality with a broken bottle,...

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Updated: We Thought the Owl Covered in Blood May be Injured but it Turns Out...

Spoiler alert: there is a picture of animal bones and a distant picture of a disembodied leg. These are owls we’re talking about. We’ve had a couple of owls living on our little street (a cul de sac...

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Famous Last Thoughts

Over this past weekend, I was visiting my mom and sister in North Carolina. It was a relatively quick trip, just Friday-Sunday. I had already completely fucked up the extremely basic math of packing:...

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If at first you don’t succeed, try it on, try it on again. Unless you’re me.

I hate shopping for clothes. Even more specifically, I hate trying on clothes. I hate every moment of the experience. First of all, I’ve seen too many “very special episodes” of TV shows about...

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15 Thoughts While I Wait on Hold for Utility Service

1. It’s time for me to get my biannual haircut. 2. I’m currently on hold to switch the water bill/account back to us for a whole flippin’ month. The estimated wait time on the phone is 18 minutes. The...

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I may not be able to use pillows anymore.

At the drug store the other day, this caught my eye:   “I HAVE seen that on TV,” I thought to myself – that box was totally right! Looking at the list of wonderful things about the My Pillow:...

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Don’t Actually Do That

Trying to squeak in a quick post so that I don’t go a whole month without one…which you know means you’re in for a literary masterpiece. AND, I have to get it done during the short window I have while...

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